Lisa: Omigod, have you seen the latest Lands End catalogue?
Laura: You get the Lands End catalogue?
Lisa: Sure do. And their stuff is so cute lately!
Lisa: I know, they've like rebranded or something. Remember when we used to make fun of Mom for wearing Lands End stuff? I just placed a huge order. Can't wait...
Laura: Uh, you realize that Lands End hasn't really changed at all?
Lisa: Oh no, they totally have, I used to think their clothes were for moms.
Laura: Right. They are for moms. They have the exact same stuff. You're getting old. You probably just ordered mom jeans! *cackles with glee*
Lisa: *quietly hangs up phone* *cancels order* *weeps*