Monday, July 19, 2010

The Monday Mouth-Off with Miley Cyrus


It's Monday and we're sick of the sound of our own voices after spending the entire weekend on the phone hashing out edits, so we decided to put words into Miley's mouth. She rarely has anything remotely interesting to say anyways.
  1. Don't knock toeless socks till you try 'em, y'all.
  2. [Miley's remake of Achey Breaky Heart] Don't tell my unitard, my hole-y sparkly unitard, It just might snap off and leave me naked.
  3. Once a Disney Princess, always a Disney Princess.
Your turn. Fill in Miley's word bubble in the comments. We'll tweet our favorite entry.

30 comments:

Matthew Rush said...

I wonder what Eminem will have to say about me now?

Tabitha Bird said...

I'd leave the box blank. You are assuming she'd have something to say :)

Lenny said...

like i wanna a dolphin y'all. like i can keep it in my swimming pool.

ha ha...laughs from lenny

Jen said...

The three given above made me laugh, especially Lenny's random is so the way to go on this one.

I wish I had something witty to say this morning *blushes* but it seems all my mojo is missing.

middle grade ninja said...

I hate you, daddy.

Katie said...

Honestly, I just love that y'all even thought of this :)

Lisa said...

Sweet niblets! This patent leather nightmare is ridin' up my bootay something fierce!

Jill Wheeler said...

"Whoever's thinking of putting me in the movie of WAKE is on crack!"

Candyland said...

I got the limo out front (ooh-o-ooh), hottest styles, toeless socks every color...

Yeah when you're famous it can be kind of fun, it's really your daddy's cashcow but no one ever discovers...

Who would've thought that a girl like me, could double as a stripper starrrrrr?

salarsenッ said...

Dang it! How'em I gonna pick this wedge without the peeps scopin' me out??? *fingers slowly twirling in the backend of her shorts*

Kerri C at CK Farm said...

Hey DaddyO what do you have to say bout my outfit now????

storyqueen said...

You girls are too funny! The achey-breaky remake made me laugh out loud!

Still chuckling.


Still.

E.J. Wesley said...

Has she been practicing Geisha foot binding????? Her feet look like hooves ...

My caption:

"You know, upper lips TOTALLY don't smell THAT bad!"

Sara B. Larson said...

Hey ya'll, get off my back. It's not like I'm going all Lindsay Lohan on you... yet.

What is it with child stars? Hope those edits are going well. ;)

Tere Kirkland said...

"Man, who knew leather shorts would give me a wedgie?"

Oh, honey, no! You're a little girl, stop dressing like jail-bait.

Lisa Gail Green said...

"What're you lookin' at? Oh yeah. Me. Just the way I likes it!"

LOVE this btw. So fun.

Sarah Enni said...

"I'm not bothered by the fact that some people think I am alienating my fan base, ya'll! I hate teens anyway! Bring on the old music executives so I can work out my Daddy issues a la Mariah Carey! Woooooo!"

Because you know Miley is a "woo" girl.

Jemi Fraser said...

Fun.. and scary outfit!

Tahereh said...

"shut up i like the pigeon in my hair. what, son?"

Emily J. Griffin said...

"Leave the money on the dresser, y'all."

(Is that too mean? Oh well.)

Krispy said...

Some of these comments are pretty golden. All I have to say about that pic is DO NOT WANT.

Erica Chapman said...

Ooo fun!

"Word. Biaaatch"

LOL - Love the entries ;o)

Riv Re said...

"Carrot-tops top the place."
Very, very bad. It was the best I could come up with on short notice.

Carolyn V. said...

"Um...I is am smart!"

Poor girl.

Gail said...

Check me out papa-papparazzi!

K. M. Walton said...

What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?

Jill Kemerer said...

Yeah, LiLo is my mentor, y'all.

Stina Lindenblatt said...

I'm thinking she's got a serious wedgie going on. ;)

Dianne K. Salerni said...

"Daddy's little Golden Goose say wha-a-at?"

Or how about an actual quote from her show:

"Don't let the door hit ya'
where the good Lord split ya' --
Good-bye!"

Holli True said...

"I've discovered a real life black hole, ya'll. It's my navel! Hee-hee!"