It's October 1st and that sound you hear is the sisters Roecker weeping.
We have 31 days to do all of the following:
1. Produce four side splittingly hilarious vlogs. We're hoping you'll be laughing with us and not at us, but at this point, beggars can't be choosers.
2. Write some amazing blog posts for the epic Lies That Bind blog tour. (Details coming soon!)
3. Pull together 28 super-secret gift boxes for giveaways.
4. Figure out how to fit 10 days worth of clothes, 3 jumbo boxes of Twizzlers and blue wigs into a carry on suitcase.
5. Convince people to come see us at tour stops.
6. Somehow mentally and physically prepare our husbands to take care of their children for 10 full days so we still have husbands (and children!) when we come home.
7. Edit an entire manuscript so that it resembles something like an amazing, thought provoking, un-put-downable young adult novel. All 73,000 words of it.
8. Whip up some amazing Halloween costumes for our kids. Or (if I'm being honest here) purchase some amazing Halloween costumes for our kids.
9. Deal with the emotional and physical grief associated with losing Gallery Girls (possibly forever). Andy Cohen, if you're out there, please, please, please film a reunion. And please, please, please sign those crazy bitches up for a second season.
10. Finally complete the 30 Day Shred, so we can squeeze into our (extremely limited) tour wardrobes.
What do you think? Time definitely isn't on our side, but crazier things have happened, right? Right. Or maybe we'll just go crazy trying to do all of this crap. Either way we'll keep you posted on our progress.
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5 comments:
Good luck getting everything done!
What are the tour stops?
I got exhausted reading this. And actually nervous!
And yes, Andy Cohen, please please a Gallery Girls reunion. My money is now on Maggie. In all regards.
In my best Rob Schneider voice, "You can do it!"
Wowza. That's a lot of balls to keep up in the air, but you can do it! *waves pom poms*
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