Monday, June 15, 2009

Where have you been all my life?

That is the question I was asking myself when I started reading this blog.

I can't take credit for finding this little gem. I stumbled across a link over at Editorial Anonymous, a fabulous blog you should all be reading on a daily basis. Honestly, I just can't believe I haven't been following the inner monologue of an editorial intern and soon-to-be-published author who talks about herself in the third person and posts random thoughts like this on a daily basis:

"THE INTERN interrupts her daily romp through the slush pile to bring you this newsbreak: God is not on your team. Today alone, THE INTERN has had to send rejection letters to three people who thought he was . Newsflash: If God was on your team, you wouldn't need to be sending me a book proposal. That shit would come to me in a vision, and I would contact you."

I knew I was adding her to my blog roll as soon as I read the words "that shit would come to me in a vision, and I would contact you."

Good. Times.

10 comments:

Little Ms J said...

Love it, following.

Kimberly Derting said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you...hilarious!

Tess said...

Yes, I know that blog. Funny as anything, but a little depressing to think that those are the hands that my ms used to be in (before I understood the importance of an agent and quit sending my work to the slush pile)!

Katie Anderson said...

ahhh. more good and feisty links from my faves, Li and La.

PurpleClover said...

That is hilarious!

lisa and laura said...

Katie - When you call us Li and La it makes me think we should have a rap song or something and Li to the La would definitely be in the chorus somewhere.

Sara Raasch said...

Bahahah I heart that blog. Pure awesome.

Danyelle L. said...

That. Is. Priceless!

Little Ms J said...

I think you should come up with a dance, a rap and wear your clothes backwards. I'll totally write poetry about it and post my mad rhymes.

Shelli (srjohannes) said...

love this blog! just posted about them today

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