When I saw this photo of Angelina and her twins in Hungary on UsMagazine.com the first thing that popped into my head was, "Wow, Angelina looks hungry in Hungary." Hilarious AND totally out of the box, right?
Yeah.
Anyway, just when I thought I had the market cornered on clever celebrity captions, I read this comment from someone who goes by Name (creativity abounds!):
"dirty old liar, lying about your age, your 'children' - whom you adopted to create a charity and pay a lot less in taxes, you old cheap smelly unmadrried ho."
Now I don't know about you guys, but I think the whole "dirty old liar, lying about your age" thing has kind of a nice ring to it, no? Not to mention the blatant typos and the rather liberal interpretation of tax law.
So, what say you readers? Can you top Name's batshit crazy commentary on Angelina? We'll be lurking in the comments to find out.
21 comments:
Hmm. I'm no good at this kind of thing but you're right, she does look very skinny, and therefore hungry.
Maybe she's become a Zombie and she's reaching for that little one's head as she prepares to devour his brains nom nom nom.
"This hair would make a great coat."
Wow. I suppose I shouldn't be shocked that someone actually wrote that. You're right. It kind of does have a 'rang' to it. ";-)
Geez, you guys make me wanna make a "Leave Angelina Alone" video.
Seriously? People are weird, especially on the internet. I read a comic once about someone who created a virus that read people's comments back to them before they could post it, and I wish it were real. :)
Newsflash: 'Angelina Jolie's breasts inexplicably disengaged from her body and grew into two seperate blond scruffy -haired life forms with mouths! More on the seven o'clock news.'
ah, poor Angelina.
CAPTION:
SKELETOR - "At last, I have He-Man's children! Soon, all of Eternia will be mine!!!!! HA HA HA HA Ha ha"
@ CQG - HA! :)
@ everyone else - This is done in fun. I'm sure Angelina is healthy, a good mommy, and doesn't laugh like Skeletor.
LOL. She does look hungry. I guess that's an advantage of having a nanny (or more). You have time to go to the gym to obtain the waif look. ;)
LOL. She does look hungry. I guess that's an advantage of having a nanny (or more). You have time to go to the gym to obtain the waif look. ;)
Ok I personally like the 'old cheap smelly unmadrried ho' line.
I also do not think I can top E.J. Wesley.lol
Caption: Even with millions of dollars...you're only one bad hair day away from lookin' like a crack-ho'.
That's all I got.
I love the hungry in Hungary and Marsha's totally made me laugh out loud, not LOL, but actually laugh out loud.
"By consuming these children, I can stay young and pretty until my next need to feed... dum, Dum, DUM!"
"See how happy I am? You are all feeling so happy looking at me...so happy. I am no threat. Look at my bony elbows and this God awful dress.
Ignore these children I am amassing in order to take over the world. Just look at my brilliant white smile and know...you are happy."
I believe there is a hidden thought cloud from the plant in the corner, "Maybe if I claim to be a rare plant from an underdeveloped country, she'll bring me home! I'm not even afraid of Maddox's knife collection!"
PS: My caption sucks. But I did get a kick out of Skeletor and Hungry in Hungary!
I swear I thought that was a pic of Jennifer Garner. That smile looks just like JG.
This is my favorite day on your blog.
I wish I could come up with something more witty to say (or is it wittier?? I should ask Name. Bet he'd know the answer.)
"I'm gonna gitchu, hehehehehe."
I'm diggin' your blog and am here to stay. ;]
Once Angelina got a call from the 1980s requesting their sunglasses back, she ever so coolly ushered her children into their quarters.
I immediately thought she looked really thin ... so I'm sticking with your Hungry in Hungary!
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