- Our characters do nothing but raise eyebrows. We're like the literary equivalent of Groucho Marx.
- Our characters also like to lower their chins. Does anyone even do this in real life? They probably look like they have neck cramps or something.
- We like to say, "I was pretty sure." A lot.
- We have a whole lot of smiles pulling at a whole lot of lips.
And there's more. Oh so much more. Our writerly tics are on display and it ain't pretty. My head feels like it might explode.
So, tell us your truth this Tuesday. What are your lamest writerly sins?
We've picked the names for the TeenFire Name Two LIAR SOCIETY Characters Contest and they're bitchtastic. Can't wait to reveal the winners and send off the first chapter to everyone who entered! Even better, this first contest was such a huge success that we have bigger and better contests coming up. Get. Excited.