Wednesday, March 23, 2011

WTF Wednesday

"Recent Keyword Activity" in StatCounter is like being the fly on a wall in the skeevy bedroom of a 40+ year-old man who still lives with his parents.

We know your secrets 40+ year-old man.

What we don't know is why the following search terms led YOU to US.

1. kate gosselin cameltoe
2. douche in pink shirt
3. perky (this was entered multiple times)
4. tiger pounce
5. camel toe naughty america

PS: Lisa will have her Fug Madness picks in as soon as the synopsis for our WIP is done digesting her brain. Then I get to take a stab at it.

PPS: Join us at The Book Pixie and The Book Scout and don't forget to enter for a chance to win a $100 Amazon gift card. Just think of all the crap books you could buy with that money!

19 comments:

Matthew MacNish said...

Any Google search that is camel toe related was me. It's a game I like to play.

What's the weirdest search term I can use that will still pull LiLa's blog up on the first page?

Summer Frey said...

Yeah...that's a lot of cameltoe leading to this blog...hmm.

Sharon K. Mayhew said...

Hmmmm....cameltoe? I guess I missed that post. Are you going to repost it?

Stina Lindenblatt said...

Those aren't bad. I've had way worse. Okay, nothing as funny as camel toe. Is that like a bear's claw? Yummy. :D

Lydia K said...

Now I have to do this on my blog. WTF is right!

Carrie said...

I love the search stats. People apparently find my blog by searching for dioramas. This week the best search was "how to make fake blood for a diorama".

Katie Mills said...

okay, this is the third post I've seen mentioning the stattracker so I've taken it as a sign I need to sign up. Too funny!

Little Ms J said...

I'm so going to ask my husband to design a graph confirming what we all know... Hands down it is always the camel toe that keeps them coming back.

Ha.

Amy Lukavics said...

Oh my god, that was SO FUNNY. My favorite by far is #1.

LOL! I've had some crazy ones but nothing compared to these gems!

Tracey Neithercott said...

Douche in pink shirt? I'm pretty sure they were looking for Jon Gosselin.

Stasia said...

Recent personal favorite from my stat counter deets - "All girls like a wordy" (from India) - Whut?

Elana Johnson said...

Ha ha! StatCounter is like crack. Once you're off it though, it's not so bad...

Marsha Sigman said...

That is...disturbing.

My stats say most peeps found my site by searching for Val Kilmer or Napoleon Dynamite.

I think I would rather it be camel toe.

Jonathon Arntson said...

Those were me...but I am 25, so I guess that makes me less pervy?

Jonathon Arntson said...

Someone with used google.bs (Bahamas) to search my name. Should I be worried?

Krispy said...

LOL, sounds like my reaction when I discovered Blogger has a stats tab. I must admit, the searches that led to my blog aren't anywhere near this interesting...

Nahno McLein said...

Lol,
I love looking at the search words. Mostly it's because of pictures.
Nahno ∗ McLein

Carrie said...

We live in a scary world. What kind of person would actively search for Kate G's cameltoe?

I'm getting better locks. And maybe some mace.

Jemi Fraser said...

I really do have to check out my stat stuff one day - these searches are crazy! :)