Laura: Did you read my chapter yet?
Lisa: No, I'm still editing the old stuff.
Laura: Great. You're probably going to hate it.
Lisa: Probably. I'm really hungry and hunger makes me angry.
Laura: Just eat something.
Lisa: No. I'm going to lose the last of this baby weight before May.
Laura: Will you please eat something before you read my chapter? I don't want to be the weak link.
Lisa: Whatever. I'm the weak link. You had to completely rewrite my lame first chapter. Remember?
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Laura: What's going on over there?
Lisa: Oops, sorry. Just passed out due to hunger.
Laura: Awesome. So glad you own the WIP document right now. That's just great.
Lisa: Don't mess with me. I'll eat your face. Seriously.
Laura: Dare I even ask if you've thought of anything for the blog tomorrow?
Lisa: I'm too hungry to think.
Laura: I'm just posting this convo, ok?
Lisa: kgdjgdojcnoifnjgvbjjvaiofijmkvd jsijga v9i4r90wi m
Laura: I'll take that as a yes.
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