Friday, November 4, 2011

Celebstalking by LiLa



This picture inspired me to get down on my knees and say the Act of Contrition. I may be a lapsed Catholic, but I'm not that lapsed.




I really, really wish I had some rudimentary photoshop skills to put a big old red X right on Gisele's perfect face. I didn't think I could hate her any more after her assanine stance on childbirth and breastfeeding and then she did this. Maybe Padre Kardashian can perform an exorcism.


Every time I see a picture of Ann Hathaway with a new boyfriend, I get a pit in my stomach. Girlfriend has extraordinarily bad luck with men.


Really, Zach Effron? REALLY?


I was skeptical when SJP tried to convince us that she rolls around in a minivan and this pretty much seals the deal that she's a big fat liar. I mean, that hat and a minivan don't even exist in the same universe. Nice try, SJP. Nice try. Try a sad beret from Target next time and then maybe I'll believe you're rocking out in an Odyssey.

Happy weekend everyone! If you happen to live near Ohio come see us at The Buckeye Book Fair tomorrow. We'll be there with The Regulator and the 3rd Roecker Sister. I don't want to brag, but we're staying in a hotel with a free breakfast buffet and we might swing by the Smucker's factory on our way home. Not gonna lie, those are two things that legitimately get me very excited.

7 comments:

Natalie Zaman said...

Hahaha--this is JUST what I needed to start my day ;)... I close my eyes and I see that hat--yikes!

Matthew MacNish said...

I'm kind of surprised Zac can even grow a French Tickler.

Nicole Zoltack said...

That hat Wowza!

Christa said...

Anne Hathaway is like the Elizabeth Taylor of 2011 (only w/ boyfriends instead of husbands).

Marsha Sigman said...

I can see Gisele scarificing chickens under a full moon to keep that body...

I have nothing to say about SJP's hat but I cannot look away from it.

Read my books; lose ten pounds! said...

Zac looks like a creepy guy with that stash

erica m. chapman said...

What. The. Hell. Is. That? Really? SJP. Wow. And Zac, just no.

Lol at Marsha's comment!