Friday, November 11, 2011

Celebstalking with LiLa (the afternoon edition)

Yeah, yeah, I'm late. But there are probably only two people who really care:

1. Kim Johnson from the Regulator's office. She is probably our single most loyal blog lurker. (Hi Kim! Hopefully you'll be able to see this on your lunch break. We still never had a chance to discuss my hatred of John Travolta, but hopefully soon!)

2. Matthew MacNish the only person who is awake early enough to almost always score first comment. Sorry Matt. Hope you're having a great weekend. Maybe you should spend it polishing your super awesome manuscript that agents are already salivating over? You rock.

Moving on....

Isn't it strange that Kate Bosworth and Rachel Bilson kind of have the same face? Also I really, really want whatever lipstick they're wearing. It's so pretty and natural.

This picture explains so much about Kanye West. I mean, clearly he is rocking some MAJOR Little Man Syndrome. If only someone had alerted the media that he's roughly 5'3 before that whole VMA debacle, MTV could have saved Taylor Swift a whole lot of heartache and arranged for Jay Z to tuck him safely into his pocket for the evening.

Is it just me or is Ashley Simpson LOVING the fact that J. Simp is all swollen and pregnant? I have this theory that Ashley is behind every single one of Jessica's problems including but not limited to:

- Her complete lack of style ("OMG Jess, those high waisted jeans are SUPER flattering. Your ass looks amazing!"
- Daisy getting eaten by a coyote ("Look Daisy! A friendly dog has come over to play with you. Why don't you take this piece of raw meat over there to share with him....FETCH!"
- Her new reality show ("Oxygen is totally the new MTV and look at all the amazing things Newlyweds did for you and Nick!"

This is a Lifetime movie waiting to happen.

Ah Gwynnie. Love the dress. I'll admit it. You've got flair. But was it really necessary to post a picture of the donuts Mario Batali made for your kids in your GOOP holiday guide? I mean, honestly. It's not like they're for sale and name dropping is (theoretically) beneath you.

Yup. Jessica Alba popped out a baby like half an hour ago and now she looks like this. I think I might actually hate her more than Gwyneth. I'll go eat another fun sized Snickers and mull it over.


Shannon O'Donnell said...

LOL. The Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba comments are my faves! :-)

Sandy said...

Question: Why are they called fun size if there is less chocolate? I got that from Step it Up anyway loved this comments my favourite was the Jessica Alba and Kanye West ones xD.

Nicole Zoltack said...

Huh, now I hate Jessica Alba even more.

Krispy said...

I love your Simpson sisters speculations. Always hilarious, always full of delicious drama. If there is a lifetime movie, I think you ought to be involved in writing it. Or at least as a consult. Just sayin'.

Marsha Sigman said...

ahhhh...the deceptiveness of the fun size. it's ok to eat 10, they're so tiny.

My ass is growing another ass.

erica and christy said...

Since I don't watch TV (er, much, dang you Harry Potter marathon on ABC family) (and Phineas and Ferb. those guys are really funny.) or read magazines, I rely on posts like this to keep me up to date.

Jessica's pregnant? Kanye's short? Jessica part deux is skinny again?

Why am I eating a fun size Butterfinger while looking at these?? ('cuz my kids are in bed and can't catch me)

Sharon K. Mayhew said...

You guys always make me laugh.... Fun post. Great pics!

Matthew MacNish said...

I can't be the first to comment if you post at like noon.

But I care, I do.

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