You have this conversation:
Husband: How's your day been?
Lisa: (barely looks up from computer) Good. Busy.
Husband: Are you still wearing your pajamas?
Lisa: No, I'm wearing yoga pants and a tank top.
Husband: But you wore that same thing to bed last night and it's now 7 PM. You're wearing your pajamas at 7 PM.
Lisa: Not true. While I did technically sleep in these clothes last night, I also wore them to drop the kids off at school today and all day while I worked, so they now qualify as leisure wear.
Husband: There's something seriously wrong with you.
Lisa: I know.
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