Wednesday, January 5, 2011

WTF Wednesday: A Conversation with LiLa

Laura: Oh look! Kim Kardashian sings now.
Lisa: Of course she does.
Laura: And Gwynie had post partum depression, It's brave of her to talk about it, but suspiciously close to the release date of that wretched country twang movie she's got coming out.
Lisa: Did she put it on GOOP? She loves blabbing on GOOP.
Laura: Probably. GOOP totally ruined Gwyneth for me. I used to like her.
Lisa: Never liked her. She's always so pleased with herself. It's hard to like someone who seems pleased with themselves 24/7.
Laura: She was fine preGOOP. Stop being mean.
Lisa: Speaking of mean, did you hear Mila Kunis and Mikauley Mickally Macaulay Culkin broke up.
Laura: Um...I didn't even know they were together.
Lisa: The breakup did inspire the best tweet I've ever read though. So that's something.
Laura: True. Did you hear about the dead birds falling out of the sky and the dead fish washing to shore in Arkansas?
Lisa: You love Yahoo News.
Laura: Where else can I read about the worst cities for bed bugs, hidden health club dangers and lottery myths in one place?
Lisa: Good point.
Laura: Anyway, the bird deaths got me thinking. If the end of the world is coming and Kim Kardashian has a single out and Leann Rimes got her boobs done, I think I might go back and get those boots.
Lisa: Good call. They were a steal.
Laura: You're not paying any attention to me, are you?
Lisa: Nope.
Laura: You're refreshing GoodReads again, aren't you?
Lisa: Yup.
Laura: STOP!
Lisa: Can't. Addicted. Someone is on p. 93 of Liar Society. What if they stop reading? What if they give it one star? I HAVE TO KNOW.
Laura: Sweet holy moses, this is worse than StatCounter.
Lisa: Damn straight. And you can't change the password on me.
Laura: We're never going to finish the WIP.
Lisa: Nope.


Matthew MacNish said...

My god that's a lot of links. And. They. Are. All. Awesome.

Okay so I actually only clicked a couple, but I enjoyed the ones I did!

Unknown said...

Bahaha. You are the most interesting duo around.

*updating goodreads count for Liar Society momentarily*

Let the freak out begin.

Stina said...

Love the boots. :D

Wow, I didn't know readers had so much power to drive authors insane. Hmmm. Wonder if that was the real premise behind Goodreads. ;)

Anne Gallagher said...

I never liked Gwynnie either. Her voice is kind of slutty.

Lola Sharp said...

Leann needed a boob job.

I didn't know Mila was with him either.

I never deny myself cute boots. I can find a way to justify a shoe purchase. It's one of my best talents.

Happy 2011 and Humpday. :)

Lee Nichols said...

Sometimes I really do feel like the long-lost Roecker sister. This was basically my day yesterday.

P.S. Love those boots.
P.P.S. Off to give you 5 stars on goodreads.

Tracey Neithercott said...

So you mean you'll never write again if on Goodreads I permanently stay on p.54? Good to know. :)

Also, I think you guys top my list of Authors I Want To Have Lunch With.

Unknown said...

I'm from the other corner of Arkansas, and can I tell you...a little bit terrified.

And I'm not a huge Gwyneth fan either. I liked her until Shakespeare in Love, which was an okay movie. But Oscar? Seriously? SERIOUSLY???

And I love those boots. They are very Kate Middleton.

Sarah Ahiers said...

oooh, i had to have an intervention with myself regarding statcounter.
Now we're offically broken up and i'm a better person for it

Unknown said...

That tweet made my whole day. :)

Mary Aalgaard said...

Very, very funny. I love it when you do the conversations.

Nicole Zoltack said...

That tweet was hilarious! Loved it. I would seriously love to have a conversation with you two. You gals are a riot.

Kelly H-Y said...

Hilarious! This is how I get all my Hollywood updates ... had never even heard of GOOP (I'm still a little confused about it, even after checking out the link!)! :-)

Kelly H-Y said...

Hilarious! This is how I get all my Hollywood updates ... had never even heard of GOOP (I'm still a little confused about it, even after checking out the link!)! :-)

Marsha Sigman said...

That tweet was totally

And I don't think Kim Kardashian could pour water out of a boot if there were instructions on the heel.

Unknown said...

What genre is your new WIP? Cause I was thinking we could start a new trend...

Elana Johnson said...

Well, you know. Finishing WiP's is totally overrated.

Hardygirl said...

Buy the boots. The Mayans think the world ends in 2012, so you'll at least get a year out of them.


Jemi Fraser said...

So much fun! :) Love the tweet :)

Gail said...

Who can like a woman that names a child 'Apple'????

You're mistaken, Kim K just thinks she can sing.

I can tell you this...if I could get my hands on a LIAR'S SOCIETY ARC, I definitely would not stop reading at pg. 93!!! Okay maybe just for a few seconds while getting ready to use the bathroom, but I'd definitely take the ARC in with me to read even while peeing. Was that too much information? Sorry! Just itching to read your book!!!

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