Thursday, May 28, 2009

Just out of curiosity...

So many questions for Ms. Barrymore...

What year is it again? 1988?

Are your leggings vintage?

What happened to your hand? Did you sprain it trying to get your time machine to work?

Are you going to the beach or is that your actual bra?

What is hanging from your neck? A second pair of sunglasses? An amulet containing a vial of Justin Long's blood?

Have you ever heard of a brush?

Do you have any friends and if so, why don't they tell you that you look like a discarded extra from the 80's Gossip Girl Spin-off?

Any more questions for Ms. Barrymore? Ask away in the comments.

13 comments:

Tess said...

Poor Drew. Her cat must have climbed into bed with her that morning and used her hair as a scratching post.

Honestly, if I had a body like that, I'd wear anything I wanted...

Hey! my WV is 'scaram' which is a lot like sarcasm!!! :d

Lisa and Laura said...

Tess - I totally agree about Drew's bod. That's what kills me! She can wear whatever she wants and she chooses that!? Such a waste!

ElanaJ said...

I think she sprained her hand trying to squeeze herself into those leggings. LOL.

jessjordan said...

sigh ... and she's so beautiful!

Kimberly Derting said...

Something must happen to people when they become uber-famous...like the blood supply to their brain gets cut off or something. Somehow she looked in the mirror that morning and thought, "what the hell, good enough."

Sorry, Drew, I'm not so sure it was...

Kelly H-Y said...

Oh my gosh ... you two are so funny ... I got such a kick out of this post. Thanks for the laugh!

Danyelle said...

*is very glad she hides out in Obscurity* :D

Anonymous said...

I remember the popular girls in high school wearing sandals like Drew's...back in 1972!

Pops

Hardygirl said...

Do you think the blue tye-dyed stuff on her leggings glows in the dark? It looks like it might, and I think that could be sort of cool when she's out clubbin' and dancing to "Karma Chameleon".

Or she may have just accidentally folded her favorite leggings accordian style and threw them in the wash with some Clorox (bless her heart--she's clueless about laundry--she's got people who normally do that for her, you know). And . . . VOILA! She might not even know they look like that.

sf

Lisa and Laura said...

Elana - HA! That one made me laugh out loud. Why didn't I think of that?

Jess - I know! Such a waste, right?

Kimberly - Yeah, so after we've made our first million on the Kate Lowry Mysteries and you see us tooling around BEA in assless chaps, you have to promise to mention that it might not be the most flattering look, ok? We promise to return the favor.

Kelly - The blog is a dangerous thing because all of these posts are pretty much replays of our phone conversations and e-mails. It's still a little shocking that others find them entertaining.

Danyelle - Why? Do you own those same leggings? Ha! Seriously. Being famous would be fun for like a week, but after that...not so much.

Dad - I wish there was some way we could get your comment to Drew's stylist. It might serve as a good starting point for a little fashion intervention.

SF - Best. Theory. Ever. Bravo!

Litgirl01 said...

HAHA!!! What is really disturbing is that it seems that leggins have wormed their way back into fashion. Ugh! Wake me up when it's over. LOL

Solvang Sherrie said...

You guys always make me laugh!

The sad thing is, she probably paid more than I earn in a week for that hideous ensemble!

When I'm rich and famous, I'm hiring you guys to help me shop so I don't go out in public dressed like that :^)

jessjordan said...

so yeah ... after leggings attempt #2, this getup looks kind of tame. I'm terrified of attempt #3, which I'm certain Laura will find!