Monday, November 23, 2009

LiLa on Productivity

Laura: I'm going to send you my revisions tomorrow.

Lisa: Sounds good. I'll look through them tonight. Have you watched the new Real Housewives of Orange County yet? It's epic. The new housewife is batshit crazy.

Laura: No. I haven't had the time.

Lisa: Oh, well, have you seen Sarah's latest blog post? She's freaking hilarious. Hope she's not mad at me for dissing Johnny Depp, but I am so Team Gosling.

Laura: Um, no. We've been editing 24/7.

Lisa: Yeah, it has been a lot of work. Wait till you see the blog I have for tomorrow. I'm going to talk about whether or not the F-bomb should be present in picture books. It's going to be uber controversial.

Laura: Do you sleep?

Lisa: Sure...

Laura: You know, you're really good at doing useless things.

Lisa: *silence*

Laura: I mean, all the blogging, the trashy TV. Just imagine if you spent all those hours volunteering or hanging out with the kids. You'd probably be a saint and like the best mother ever.

Lisa: Whatever. I've gotta go. The City is starting.

P.S.
Our inaugural Vlog will be up tomorrow. Get excited people. There's only one thing better than LiLa transcribed and that's LiLa live. And by better I mean totally humiliating for the two of us. You won't want to miss it.

34 comments:

Kristi Faith said...

Too funny, sounds like conversations I've had before...and I'm the one that says "Whatever, gotta go, CSI/Survivor/SYTYCD is on."

:) Have a great week

Corey Schwartz said...

The F-bomb in picture books? Ha ha ha ha!

Donna Gambale said...

Can't wait for the vlog! And I just found out that my "completed" chapter 17-of-18 has to be 2/3 overhauled because it kind of sucks ... so yeah, I'm with you on procrastination.

Shannon O'Donnell said...

You two totally crack me up! ;-) Thanks for starting my day with a good chuckle!

Little Ms J said...

I am so exited about this vlog. I am doing a happy dance in my chair while I slam some cereal before work and wondering when it is you're going to text or email me, "Are you effing kidding me with this script?" It's that good.

I even got Aardvark in there.

Tamika: said...

I love the back and forth! You both definitely have a great chemistry.

I feel silly for asking, but what is a Vlog? School me ladies!

Solvang Sherrie said...

Ha ha! Can't wait to see the vlog!

Kimberly Derting said...

*Dying* to see the vlog! You should do a countdown widget!!!

Tricia J. O'Brien said...

I totally don't want to miss it! And how lucky there are two of you to get it done....

Katie said...

Oh y'all are so funny! And for the record, I lived in the neighborhood that joins the housewive's neighborhood!!!!!! Whenever you see them play golf, that's where I lived. So fun! In fact, Slade lived a couple of houses down from my BFF and someone tried to set her up with him. haha!

sraasch said...

Yay for Vlog!! Can't WAIT!

Patti said...

I love the city. Roxy is such a... well you know.

T. Anne said...

I like to think of my reality TV time as invaluable social research. It aides in the depth and quality of the realistic characters I strive to create. Um, that's actually true.

Sarah said...

Well, admittedly, I had some issues with the Johnny diss. But I am working through them! Thanks for the shout-out!

I cannot wait to see that vlog! (Tamika, "vlog"= video blog. We get to see them talk and everything! :)

Shannon Messenger said...

Heh. You guys are so funny. I think my worst time-suck is the amount of time spent refreshing twitter/email. I'm really glad my computer doesn't keep track of that (well...in any way I know how to find) because I have a feeling the number would be VERY depressing)

Can't wait to see the Vlog!

(And yay-she got aardvark in there. I can't wait to see HOW she did that.) :)

Tess said...

so you are going to give us a little bit of your own reality tv, LiLa style, eh?

can't wait!

Kelly H-Y said...

You two are hilarious!

Christina Lee said...

You girls are too funny--bring the vlog on!!

Rebecca Knight said...

I keep imagining Laura on your one shoulder with a halo telling you to edit, and then some trashy real housewife on the other shoulder with horns complaining about her spray tan. Fantastic :).

Can't wait for the VLOG!

Stephanie Thornton said...

Very funny, even though I sometimes feel like I'm doing a lot of useless stuff too. No TV though- that stuff's addictive!

Hurray for the VLOG!

Icy Roses said...

LOL. I hope that's exactly how it went.

Team Gosling?! I can't believe you.

Tara McClendon said...

This is so funny/cute. It makes me want to go call my sister. :]

Natalie said...

You girls always make me laugh!

Frankie Diane Mallis said...

I'm looking forward to the vlog more thN I was looking forward to New Moon!!!!

jessjordan said...

Just one question: How is Lisa going to look through tonight the revisions Laura is sending tomorrow? I'm confused. My head hurts.

I can't wait for the vlog. And for curse words in PBs. It's time we evolve, don't you think?

ElanaJ said...

This is a great convo! Can't wait for tomorrow!

Jemi Fraser said...

Can't wait - it should be awesome :)

Kim said...

You two crack me up!

Hey, I've got a picture book with swears in it. So far, nobody's buying it, though. hmm...maybe should I try Jackson's agent? ;)

Can't wait for the vlog!

Hardygirl said...

Counting down the hours until the VLOG!!!

Getting out my twizzlers and diet coke so that I can view it in true Lila style!

sf

Dara said...

The vlog should be seriously awesome!! Looking forward to it!

Tabitha Bird said...

You two crack me up :)

I can't wait for LiLa live. I need the laugh. :)

Gail said...

Do you have to have Skype to make a vlo? If you just videotape it, how do you load it to your blog? I'm not that techno-savvy yet!

Erica said...

LOL- Too Funny! Looking forward to the Vlog tomorrow!!

Kerri said...

ROFL! Just what I needed today.