Friday, May 28, 2010
A Very Sexy Friday
Tonight we'll be doing the exact same thing as 99% of boring suburban housewives across the country...GOING TO SEE SEX AND THE CITY 2. Don't judge. We never claimed to be overly original.
I'm excited for the clothes, but mostly Italian dinner beforehand. Unlike the stars of the film, I have a healthy relationship with food, mainly, I eat it. Anyways, the big night has sparked an intense debate in LiLa Land. It's the age old "who gets to be Carrie?" argument. This time around we decided to mix things up a little bit and fight via Skype...
Lisa: So excited for tomorrow night!
Laura: I know. Garlic bread and impractical fashion.
Lisa: I sort of wish we could just watch the movie on mute. The first one would have been way better that way.
Laura: Yeah, Carrie was so whiney.
Lisa: Hey, don't diss my alter ego.
Laura: YOUR alter ego?
Lisa: Um, yeah. I'm Carrie, Stacey is obviously Charlotte and you're...Miranda.
Laura: You are such a bitch.
Lisa: You're practical! It's a compliment!
Laura: Whatever. I'm Carrie. If anyone is Miranda, it's you! I mean, you're the only one of us who's worked in corporate America and don't forget you had that really unfortunate dye job a couple of years ago.
Lisa: Do not even go there with the hair Ms.-I-looked-exactly-like-Miranda-my-freshman-year-of-college.
Laura: Really? You're bringing up my Felicity hair? That's a stretch.
Lisa: I'm way more adventurous with my fashion than you are and I'm a writer. Just like Carrie.
Laura: Are you kidding? Since when are yoga pants fashion forward? And you don't write books alone you slacker. Whatever, we can both be Carrie.
Lisa: No, way, I'm not sharing Carrie. You can be Samantha.
Lisa: Well, someone has to be Samantha.
Laura: That's like me telling you that you should be Stanford.
Lisa: That's the best you can do for a comeback? Did someone steal your computer? You're not even making sense.
Laura: Whatever. Let's just arm wrestle for it.
So, if you happen to be at Jimmy Dadonna's tomorrow night and you see two girls arm wrestling, pull up a chair. Or better yet, send over some Prosecco! Have a fab weekend everyone!