Lisa: Of course she does.
Laura: And Gwynie had post partum depression, It's brave of her to talk about it, but suspiciously close to the release date of that wretched country twang movie she's got coming out.
Lisa: Did she put it on GOOP? She loves blabbing on GOOP.
Laura: Probably. GOOP totally ruined Gwyneth for me. I used to like her.
Lisa: Never liked her. She's always so pleased with herself. It's hard to like someone who seems pleased with themselves 24/7.
Laura: She was fine preGOOP. Stop being mean.
Lisa: Speaking of mean, did you hear Mila Kunis and
Laura: Um...I didn't even know they were together.
Lisa: The breakup did inspire the best tweet I've ever read though. So that's something.
Laura: True. Did you hear about the dead birds falling out of the sky and the dead fish washing to shore in Arkansas?
Lisa: You love Yahoo News.
Laura: Where else can I read about the worst cities for bed bugs, hidden health club dangers and lottery myths in one place?
Lisa: Good point.
Laura: Anyway, the bird deaths got me thinking. If the end of the world is coming and Kim Kardashian has a single out and Leann Rimes got her boobs done, I think I might go back and get those boots.
Lisa: Good call. They were a steal.
Laura: You're not paying any attention to me, are you?
Laura: You're refreshing GoodReads again, aren't you?
Lisa: Can't. Addicted. Someone is on p. 93 of Liar Society. What if they stop reading? What if they give it one star? I HAVE TO KNOW.
Laura: Sweet holy moses, this is worse than StatCounter.
Lisa: Damn straight. And you can't change the password on me.
Laura: We're never going to finish the WIP.