In yet another sign of the impending apocalypse, the Kardashian sisters (best known for their sex tapes and vacant stares) are publishing a book.
According to USMagazine.com:
Kardashian Konfidential will include relationship advice and candids photos from reality TV's favorite trio. "It's a little bit more of an in-depth look into our lives, even though people think that they've probably seen everything," Kim, 29, said of the book, to be released Nov. 23.
Yeah, that's right, they intentionally misspelled confidential in the title. Suck on that Kirkus.
I think Laura said it best via Skype last night:
Relationship advice from the Kardashians? Awesome. One dates a complete D-bag, one got married to an NBA player after dating him for a week and one is best known for her bodacious booty and a sex tape. Also Angelina Jolie looks like she's going to die lately. Nast.
Yeah, the Angelina commentary is completely unrelated, but I was highly entertained with the term "nast" so I had to include it. I mean, does it really take that much effort to type the "y"? Perhaps it was just a typo? Either way it's funny.
Anyway, back to the Kardashian sisters my big question for all of you is what's the over/under on them having a young adult series? I give it about 6 months to 1 year before we see the inevitable announcement on Publisher's Marketplace.
July 6, 2011
Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Kourtney Kardashian's YA series KRAZY 4 U, in which three sisters open up a trendy boutique, sleep around and take Hollywood by storm without an ounce of discernible talent, to Lucifer Beelzebub at Hades Bound Publishing, for publication beginning in Summer 2012, by Kris Jenner at Pimp My Daughters Inc. (World).
Ok, your turn. What's got you screaming "WTF!?!?" on this lovely Wednesday?