It's no secret that we've been dying to get our hands on CLARITY. The cover alone screams PICK ME UP while the cover copy shouts READ ME NOW. It's really a win-win. So, I bought the book Tuesday night, read until my eyes were crossing, slept and devoured the rest in the morning. So, yeah, you need to read this book.
Here's what the back of the book has to say:
When you can see things others can't, where do you look for the truth?
This paranormal murder mystery will have teens reading on the edge of their seats.
Clarity "Clare" Fern sees things. Things no one else can see. Things like stolen kisses and long-buried secrets. All she has to do is touch a certain object, and the visions come to her. It's a gift.
And a curse.
When a teenage girl is found murdered, Clare's ex-boyfriend wants her to help solve the case--but Clare is still furious at the cheating jerk. Then Clare's brother--who has supernatural gifts of his own--becomes the prime suspect, and Clare can no longer look away. Teaming up with Gabriel, the smoldering son of the new detective, Clare must venture into the depths of fear, revenge, and lust in order to track the killer. But will her sight fail her just when she needs it most?
What Lila has to say:
When was the last time you read a straight up murder mystery? When was the last time you read a straight up YA murder mystery? Exactly. CLARITY fits this gaping hole in the market and not only that, but Kim's voice is fresh, funny and engaging at the same time. This was the kind of book I wanted to savor and yet couldn't help but fly through. I had to know how all the pieces fit into place.
Clare was a very unique character with a special gift, which was absolutely fascinating to read about. Add that to the beachfront setting and a colorful cast of characters (most of which you suspect at one point or the other) and you have a solid read. It's hard to compare this book to anything, because it's in a class of its own, but I know fans of Kimberly Dertings Body Finder series will EAT THIS UP. And I dare you not to pick up the book at the bookstore. I mean, Clare is literally illuminated, making the jacket pop right off the shelf.
Even better, I laughed out loud throughout and was torn between multiple love interests. This book seriously has it all--tension, a fabulous pace, well-drawn characters, the perfect tone--the list goes on and on. I can't wait to pass it along to the girls in our book club. They are going to fall in love.
Check out what the other Bookinistas are up to this week:
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Live From New York it's Wednesday Morning
Ok, so we've given Miley Cyrus a hard time in the past, but she kicked some serious ass on SNL this week. I guess it also helps that we find random French stereotypes hilarious. This skit totally reminded me of the videos we used to watch in 8th Grade French class. Love.
Happy Wednesday!
PS: Continue the random by joining our blog tour. And enter for a chance to win a $100 Amazon giftcard! Today, we're taking over Call Me Crazy and Lauren's Crammed Bookshelf!
Happy Wednesday!
PS: Continue the random by joining our blog tour. And enter for a chance to win a $100 Amazon giftcard! Today, we're taking over Call Me Crazy and Lauren's Crammed Bookshelf!
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Announcing WriteOnCon 2011: August 16th - 18th
ARE YOU EXCITED FOR WRITEONCON 2011!?!? Well, WE ARE!
So...here's our widget:
And you know it's not WriteOnCon without a humiliating vlog...
And since you're all super-multi-taskers, I know you've already opened your Google cal and marked TUESDAY, AUGUST 16, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 17, AND THURSDAY, AUGUST 18 as "the most awesome days in the universe."
Right?
Right.
We want everyone in the world to know about WOC 2011, so we've arranged a few contests as incentives to help us spread the word about the dates of WriteOnCon.
Check out the 8 (yes, EIGHT) amazing opportunities to win a query letter critique from some fabulous literary agents. Contests run from the time of their posting through Sunday, March 13 at midnight EST.
Get ready! WOC 2011 is going to blow your socks off!
So...here's our widget:
And you know it's not WriteOnCon without a humiliating vlog...
And since you're all super-multi-taskers, I know you've already opened your Google cal and marked TUESDAY, AUGUST 16, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 17, AND THURSDAY, AUGUST 18 as "the most awesome days in the universe."
Right?
Right.
We want everyone in the world to know about WOC 2011, so we've arranged a few contests as incentives to help us spread the word about the dates of WriteOnCon.
Check out the 8 (yes, EIGHT) amazing opportunities to win a query letter critique from some fabulous literary agents. Contests run from the time of their posting through Sunday, March 13 at midnight EST.
Get ready! WOC 2011 is going to blow your socks off!
Monday, March 7, 2011
The Liar Society Launch Party of Virtual Proportion #6
You guys are troopers. Are you as exhausted as we are?
Before you turn in, don't forget to enter to win books that we've read (and loved).
And now for a last round of pictures. The paparazzi have family too, you know.
Our last giveaway is as follows:
Fill out the form to take home CLARITY by Kim Harrington and a preorder of POSSESS by Gretchen McNeil. We'll announce the winner at 8 PM EST.
Thank you all for tuning in to our launch party recap. We had an incredible celebration and can't express how much we appreciate all of the support. It was a day we will never forget!
Before you turn in, don't forget to enter to win books that we've read (and loved).
Here's how it works:
- You'll have two hours to enter each contest;
- If you tweet "Stop by @landlroecker's The Liar Society Launch Party of Virtual Proportions to win frawesome books! http://www.lisa-laura.blogspot.com/" you'll earn yourself an extra entry.
- We'll be announcing the winners on Twitter as the day goes on so be sure to follow along.
And now for a last round of pictures. The paparazzi have family too, you know.
| The entire Roecker clan. We're pretty sure our parents have pictures of themselves in the attic slowly aging. |
| What was left of our chocolate covered Twizzlers and Laura's ginormous phone. |
| Freaking out over Loretta's surprise appearance. |
| Our amazing hostesses, Liz and Mary from The Learned Owl |
| Our pink ladies! Aren't they adorable??? |
Our last giveaway is as follows:
Fill out the form to take home CLARITY by Kim Harrington and a preorder of POSSESS by Gretchen McNeil. We'll announce the winner at 8 PM EST.
Thank you all for tuning in to our launch party recap. We had an incredible celebration and can't express how much we appreciate all of the support. It was a day we will never forget!
The Liar Society Launch Party of Virtual Proportion #5
Welcome back!
So, do you feel like you were actually at the launch with us yet? No? Have no fear. We have some more video footage coming up! We're also giving away books.
And now for some raw footage. That's right. LiLa and Co. unedited. I predict lots of laughing. Or snoring. We're not really doing much of anything aside from signing books.
You don't think we'd make you suffer through that without some sort of reward, do you? Without further ado:
Fill out the next form for a chance to win a copy of A TOUCH MORTAL by Leah Clifford. We'll announce the winner at 6 PM EST.
So, do you feel like you were actually at the launch with us yet? No? Have no fear. We have some more video footage coming up! We're also giving away books.
Here's how it works:
- You'll have two hours to enter each contest;
- If you tweet "Stop by @landlroecker's The Liar Society Launch Party of Virtual Proportions to win frawesome books! http://www.lisa-laura.blogspot.com/" you'll earn yourself an extra entry.
- We'll be announcing the winners on Twitter as the day goes on so be sure to follow along.
And now for some raw footage. That's right. LiLa and Co. unedited. I predict lots of laughing. Or snoring. We're not really doing much of anything aside from signing books.
You don't think we'd make you suffer through that without some sort of reward, do you? Without further ado:
Fill out the next form for a chance to win a copy of A TOUCH MORTAL by Leah Clifford. We'll announce the winner at 6 PM EST.
The Liar Society Launch Party of Virtual Proportion #4
Hello, again. The "fun" just never stops over here at Lisa and Laura Write. And yes, if we were talking in person I would most definitely be using air quotes when I say the word "fun."
Anywho, thanks for returning to our Liar Society launch party highlights.
And now for some more pictures, some tears and LOTS of exclamation points!
Drum roll please for another giveaway:
Fill out this form to win a copy of SEAN GRISWOLD'S HEAD by Lindsey Leavitt and Rival
by Sara Bennett Wealer. We'll draw the winner at 4 PM EST.
Anywho, thanks for returning to our Liar Society launch party highlights.
Here's how it works:
- You'll have two hours to enter each contest;
- If you tweet "Stop by @landlroecker's The Liar Society Launch Party of Virtual Proportions to win frawesome books! http://www.lisa-laura.blogspot.com/" you'll earn yourself an extra entry.
- We'll be announcing the winners on Twitter as the day goes on so be sure to follow along.
And now for some more pictures, some tears and LOTS of exclamation points!
| Our neglected husbands making their blog debut. |
| Tears. Our best friend/beta ninja/psychologist/herbalist Loretta Nyhan drove in as a surprise! |
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| Erica Chapman and Melanie Hooyenga drove in as well! So. Much. Fun. |
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| Our Grandma and #1 fan! |
Drum roll please for another giveaway:
Fill out this form to win a copy of SEAN GRISWOLD'S HEAD by Lindsey Leavitt and Rival
The Liar Society Launch Party of Virtual Proportion #3
Oh my gosh, you came back. You actually came back! It's for the chance to win amazing books, right?
Anyway, hopefully you've heard, but we're posting highlights and snippets of the launch party throughout the day. And just for humoring us (with your presence, of course), you'll have the chance to win a book that we've read (and loved).
So this one's a goodie. It's a video. Shot last night. And Laura's a bit worse for the wear. But she didn't get to do her reading and we all know how much Laura loves to read books out loud. It's the teacher in her.
And now for our next giveaway:
Fill out this form to win DESIRES OF THE DEAD by Kimberly Derting and a pre-order of A NEED SO BEAUTIFUL by Suzanne Young. We'll draw the winner at 2 PM EST.
Anyway, hopefully you've heard, but we're posting highlights and snippets of the launch party throughout the day. And just for humoring us (with your presence, of course), you'll have the chance to win a book that we've read (and loved).
Here's how it works:
- You'll have two hours to enter each contest;
- If you tweet "Stop by @landlroecker's The Liar Society Launch Party of Virtual Proportions to win frawesome books! http://www.lisa-laura.blogspot.com/" you'll earn yourself an extra entry.
- We'll be announcing the winners on Twitter as the day goes on so be sure to follow along.
So this one's a goodie. It's a video. Shot last night. And Laura's a bit worse for the wear. But she didn't get to do her reading and we all know how much Laura loves to read books out loud. It's the teacher in her.
And now for our next giveaway:
Fill out this form to win DESIRES OF THE DEAD by Kimberly Derting and a pre-order of A NEED SO BEAUTIFUL by Suzanne Young. We'll draw the winner at 2 PM EST.
The Liar Society Launch Party of Virtual Proportions #2
It's us again. We never get old, right? Right.
Okay, in case you missed it, we're posting highlights and snippets of the launch party.
But the best news is that every time we post, you'll have the chance to win a book that we've read (and loved).
Here's how it works:
Next up are some fabulous pictures compliments of a few very special photogs at the event. That's right...our dad, Laura's mother-in-law, our husbands, the paparazzi.
Please excuse our overuse of exclamation points. We can't help ourselves. There will be more pics, videos, giveaways and gratuitously overused exclamation points so don't forget to stop back in a couple of hours.
And now for the giveaway:
Okay, in case you missed it, we're posting highlights and snippets of the launch party.
But the best news is that every time we post, you'll have the chance to win a book that we've read (and loved).
Here's how it works:
- You'll have two hours to enter each contest;
- If you tweet "Stop by @landlroecker's The Liar Society Launch Party of Virtual Proportions to win frawesome books! http://www.lisa-laura.blogspot.com/" you'll earn yourself an extra entry.
- We'll be announcing the winners on Twitter as the day goes on so be sure to follow along.
Next up are some fabulous pictures compliments of a few very special photogs at the event. That's right...
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| This is basically how we looked the entire time. And we were sweating bullets. |
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| Because people came! |
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| And there were books! And food! And drinks! And did we mention? People! |
| And there were girls! With pink hair! |
Please excuse our overuse of exclamation points. We can't help ourselves. There will be more pics, videos, giveaways and gratuitously overused exclamation points so don't forget to stop back in a couple of hours.
And now for the giveaway:
Fill out this form to win a copy of Lee Nichols' BETRAYAL, Book 2 in the Haunting Emma series. We'll draw the winner at 12 PM EST.
The Liar Society Launch Party of Virtual Proportions #1
Welcome to The Liar Society Launch Party (the virtual edition). We're not going to lie to you, the live event on Saturday was frawesome (™ Elana Johnson), but we're hoping today will be even frawesomer (bad grammar™ LiLa).
We'll be posting highlights and snippets of the event throughout the day and every time we post you'll have the chance to win a book that we've read (and loved).
Here's how it works:
And now for our first giveaway:
Fill out this form to win ACROSS THE UNIVERSE by Beth Revis and a pre-order of POSSESSION by Elana Johnson. We'll draw the winner at 10 AM EST and we'll post another highlight post with a new giveaway then. Stay tuned!
PS: Our blog tour is taking us over to A Gypsy Writer, Sara B. Larson's blog and The Book Faery today!
PPS: We're also making a BIG announcement over at the WriteOnCon website + 8 Giveaways you won't want to miss. Check it out!!!! This is pretty much the best day ever.
We'll be posting highlights and snippets of the event throughout the day and every time we post you'll have the chance to win a book that we've read (and loved).
Here's how it works:
- You'll have two hours to enter each contest;
- If you tweet "Stop by @landlroecker's The Liar Society Launch Party of Virtual Proportions to win frawesome books! http://www.lisa-laura.blogspot.com/" you'll earn yourself an extra entry.
- We'll be announcing the winners on Twitter as the day goes on so be sure to follow along.
And now for our first giveaway:
Fill out this form to win ACROSS THE UNIVERSE by Beth Revis and a pre-order of POSSESSION by Elana Johnson. We'll draw the winner at 10 AM EST and we'll post another highlight post with a new giveaway then. Stay tuned!
PS: Our blog tour is taking us over to A Gypsy Writer, Sara B. Larson's blog and The Book Faery today!
PPS: We're also making a BIG announcement over at the WriteOnCon website + 8 Giveaways you won't want to miss. Check it out!!!! This is pretty much the best day ever.
Friday, March 4, 2011
The Top Five Things We Learned This Week
1. We are easily distracted by pretty things. Like these book covers. Ooh, shiny. We're DYING to read all of these books.
2. The Liar Society was #87* on Amazon**
*...in kindle, childrens, p&p, social issues, being a teen.
**...from 3:08 PM to 3:21 PM on Thursday March 3rd.
3. Children under the age of 5 really don't give a crap that their moms are officially published authors. Lydia puked all over Laura twice this week and Jack repeatedly told me that I'm an imbecile and he wishes he had a new mommy. I bet J.K. Rowling doesn't have to put up with this crap.
4. Laura's newfound pastime is plugging random numbers in Barnes and Noble's online store search to see if they're stocking The Liar Society. At first I didn't understand why she was calling me and leaving random city names on my voicemail, but I finally caught on. FYI the book is in stock in Clearwater, Florida.
5. We're overthankers. We literally can't stop thanking people for all the support they're showing for The Liar Society. We never in a million years dreamed that so many people would rally behind us to help make this book a success. So we're thanking you. Again. Sorry. That's just how we roll.
Have a fantastic weekend everyone and don't forget to stop back on Monday for The Liar Society's virtual launch party. There will be humiliating footage from our actual launch party and (of course) prizes. Get excited.
PS: Head over to The First Novel's Club. We're talking about kick ass heroines!
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| Audition by Stasia Kehoe |
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| Shut Out by Kody Keplinger |
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| The Pledge by Kimberly Derting |
2. The Liar Society was #87* on Amazon**
*...in kindle, childrens, p&p, social issues, being a teen.
**...from 3:08 PM to 3:21 PM on Thursday March 3rd.
3. Children under the age of 5 really don't give a crap that their moms are officially published authors. Lydia puked all over Laura twice this week and Jack repeatedly told me that I'm an imbecile and he wishes he had a new mommy. I bet J.K. Rowling doesn't have to put up with this crap.
4. Laura's newfound pastime is plugging random numbers in Barnes and Noble's online store search to see if they're stocking The Liar Society. At first I didn't understand why she was calling me and leaving random city names on my voicemail, but I finally caught on. FYI the book is in stock in Clearwater, Florida.
5. We're overthankers. We literally can't stop thanking people for all the support they're showing for The Liar Society. We never in a million years dreamed that so many people would rally behind us to help make this book a success. So we're thanking you. Again. Sorry. That's just how we roll.
Have a fantastic weekend everyone and don't forget to stop back on Monday for The Liar Society's virtual launch party. There will be humiliating footage from our actual launch party and (of course) prizes. Get excited.
PS: Head over to The First Novel's Club. We're talking about kick ass heroines!
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Bookinistas: THE RENDERING by Joel Naftali
I'm not gonna lie. I don't read a ton of middle grade (anymore) and not a whole lot of boy books, so, I'm not sure I would have picked up THE RENDERING
if it weren't for the Bookinistas. But I'm so glad I did. This book made me want to shimmy my way back into a 6th grade classroom, book in hand. And trust me. That's not something I say every day.
Here's what the back cover has to say:
Thirteen-year-old Doug narrates in a series of blog posts (many interrupted by either his best friend, smart girl Jamie, or the artificial intelligence who mothers him, the avatar) how he came to temporarily save the world and to be branded a terrorist and a murderer. He was innocently playing video games in the employee lounge of the biotechnology center where his aunt was a director when an insane genius ex-employee broke in, stole the equipment to digitize anyone and make his own biodroid army, killed Doug's aunt, and blew up the center (and soon the nearby town). Doug managed to escape, accidentally creating three super-powered creatures, and gaining a electronics-destroying superpower of his own with which to fight the evil Dr. Roach.
Lila's Take:
The first thing I noticed about this book was the unique formatting. Naftali and Egmont did incredible things with the text. At one point, there's an explosion. Doug describes the floor falling out beneath him--the text mirrors this giving the book a very visual feel. Another example is during the aftermath of the explosion. Doug feels himself slipping away and says everything is fading, fading, fading, etc. With each "fading" the text gets lighter and lighter, fading away. And there's more. A lot more. It's so freaking cool.
Moving on to premise. On page one we learn that Doug is wanted for the murder of his aunt. And that he's changed his name and is in hiding. Who wouldn't want to read on to figure out what really happened? What a hook! And the story does not disappoint. Doug, the main character, addresses the audience through his blog, so we become his blog readers. I think this is unique, catchy and current (considering so many kids are blogging these days!) It also invests you in the story. An evil man is trying to take over the world (using all sorts of crazy technology) and you're apart of that world because you're a blog reader. It's very cool. The chapters are also super-short, which I always appreciate because my "I'll just read one more" turns into five, six, seven more and for younger kids with a shorter attention span, this is key. The book is well-paced and full of adventure. The story moves.
Next up, voice. Doug is hilarious. His voice jumps off the page and I found myself laughing out loud. I enjoyed the chemistry between he and his best girlfriend and the relationship he shared with his aunt. She interrupts his blog posts throughout and they share funny asides. And then you have the CyberSkunks. That's right, armor-wearing, leather-clad, mohawked skunk-people. And they're hilarious.
Elana Johnson shines a light on Clarity
Shannon Messenger loves 13 Reasons Why - with a signed book giveaway!
Shelli Johannes Wells Stares at Sean Griswold's Head
Scott Tracey is amazed by The Iron Thorn
Kirsten Hubbard raves over these March releases
Michelle Hodkin introduces some marvelous March books
Myra McEntire invites The Liar Society authors Lisa & Laura Roecker into the fort
Beth Revis is mad for Matched
Carolina Valdez Miller delights in Delirium
Jessica Kirby adores Across the Universe
Megan Miranda peers into Sean Griswold's Head
Bethany Wiggins marvels at Matched
Shana Silver is a super stop on The Liar Society blog tour
Gretchen McNeil celebrates The Liar Society
Carrie Harris buzzes about Blessed
Rosemare Clement-Moore falls for Falling Under
Katie Anderson shows cover love for Possess
Here's what the back cover has to say:
Thirteen-year-old Doug narrates in a series of blog posts (many interrupted by either his best friend, smart girl Jamie, or the artificial intelligence who mothers him, the avatar) how he came to temporarily save the world and to be branded a terrorist and a murderer. He was innocently playing video games in the employee lounge of the biotechnology center where his aunt was a director when an insane genius ex-employee broke in, stole the equipment to digitize anyone and make his own biodroid army, killed Doug's aunt, and blew up the center (and soon the nearby town). Doug managed to escape, accidentally creating three super-powered creatures, and gaining a electronics-destroying superpower of his own with which to fight the evil Dr. Roach.
Lila's Take:
The first thing I noticed about this book was the unique formatting. Naftali and Egmont did incredible things with the text. At one point, there's an explosion. Doug describes the floor falling out beneath him--the text mirrors this giving the book a very visual feel. Another example is during the aftermath of the explosion. Doug feels himself slipping away and says everything is fading, fading, fading, etc. With each "fading" the text gets lighter and lighter, fading away. And there's more. A lot more. It's so freaking cool.
Moving on to premise. On page one we learn that Doug is wanted for the murder of his aunt. And that he's changed his name and is in hiding. Who wouldn't want to read on to figure out what really happened? What a hook! And the story does not disappoint. Doug, the main character, addresses the audience through his blog, so we become his blog readers. I think this is unique, catchy and current (considering so many kids are blogging these days!) It also invests you in the story. An evil man is trying to take over the world (using all sorts of crazy technology) and you're apart of that world because you're a blog reader. It's very cool. The chapters are also super-short, which I always appreciate because my "I'll just read one more" turns into five, six, seven more and for younger kids with a shorter attention span, this is key. The book is well-paced and full of adventure. The story moves.
Next up, voice. Doug is hilarious. His voice jumps off the page and I found myself laughing out loud. I enjoyed the chemistry between he and his best girlfriend and the relationship he shared with his aunt. She interrupts his blog posts throughout and they share funny asides. And then you have the CyberSkunks. That's right, armor-wearing, leather-clad, mohawked skunk-people. And they're hilarious.
Basically, THE RENDERING
is the book of every awkward, fidgety, bored, video-game-obsessed middle school boy's dreams. If only I had this little gem during those long and painful monitored reading sessions in the classroom where instead of reading, some boys stuck pieces of paper in girls' hair or sharpened their pencils ten million times. It would have saved me a whole lot of headaches and lunch detentions.
Check out what the other Bookinistas are up to this week:
Click here to join The Bookanista Book Club at The Reading Room where you can check out all the books we're buzzing about! AND as an added bonus, if you become a member of The Bookanista Book Club before March 15th you'll be entered to win a finished copy of The Liar Society!
Click here to join The Bookanista Book Club at The Reading Room where you can check out all the books we're buzzing about! AND as an added bonus, if you become a member of The Bookanista Book Club before March 15th you'll be entered to win a finished copy of The Liar Society!
Elana Johnson shines a light on ClarityShannon Messenger loves 13 Reasons Why - with a signed book giveaway!
Shelli Johannes Wells Stares at Sean Griswold's Head
Scott Tracey is amazed by The Iron Thorn
Kirsten Hubbard raves over these March releases
Michelle Hodkin introduces some marvelous March books
Myra McEntire invites The Liar Society authors Lisa & Laura Roecker into the fort
Beth Revis is mad for Matched
Carolina Valdez Miller delights in Delirium
Jessica Kirby adores Across the Universe
Megan Miranda peers into Sean Griswold's Head
Bethany Wiggins marvels at Matched
Shana Silver is a super stop on The Liar Society blog tour
Gretchen McNeil celebrates The Liar Society
Carrie Harris buzzes about Blessed
Rosemare Clement-Moore falls for Falling Under
Katie Anderson shows cover love for Possess
Stasia Ward Kehoe is wild for What Happened to Goodbye
PS: Join us over at Bloggers (Heart) Books and at Shana Silver's blog today on the tour. And don't forget to enter to win the $100 Amazon gift card. It's burning a hole in our pockets!
PPS: The winner of THE SKY IS EVERYWHERE Give It Forward contest is Lindsay! Lindsay, we'll email you for your address so we can start spreading the love!
PS: Join us over at Bloggers (Heart) Books and at Shana Silver's blog today on the tour. And don't forget to enter to win the $100 Amazon gift card. It's burning a hole in our pockets!
PPS: The winner of THE SKY IS EVERYWHERE Give It Forward contest is Lindsay! Lindsay, we'll email you for your address so we can start spreading the love!
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