2. Why the bandana?
3. Are you really working up a sweat on that bike?
4. Is that a green spicket on the front or some sort of good luck charm?
5. Did you attach that little skull to the handlebars to scare birds or look cool?
6. Is that a purity ring I spy on your left finger?
7. Or are you the married Jo Bro?
8. If you're married why in God's name did your wife let you out looking like this?
9. Is that a swatch watch?
10. What size are those pants?
11. Did you intentionally match your shoes and bandana to the bike?
12. What do your dog tags say?
13. Did Robert Palmer loan you that blazer?
14. Do you even know who Robert Palmer is?
15. If you happened to fall and skin your knee would you bleed real blood or yellow robot fluid?
16. Are you aware that your stylist has a deep seeded hatred for you?
17. Do you think Walt Disney would spin in his cryogenic chamber if he saw you cavorting around like this in the name of Disney?
18. Do you ever get to hang out with Zach Effron?
19. Your hands look REALLY soft, 'fess up, you totally do weekly paraffin treatments don't you?
20. Do you regret doing this?
Now it's your turn, what questions do you have for good old Joe? Let us know in the comments. I'm sure he'll be checking in throughout the day.