First off, you need to high tail it over to the POSSESSION website RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND because Elana Johnson is releasing the first two chapters of the book TODAY. That's right. You can read the awesome RIGHT NOW. Go! GO!
Sadly, it looks like J. Simp interpreted our advice to GO on a tandem bike. Oh, Jess. This picture is pretty much a hot mess of REALLY bad ideas. WTF indeed.