Friday, June 17, 2011

Your Weekly Dose of Celebrity Commentary

 I'm putting Selena Gomez on Weekend at Bernie's Alert. Poor girl collapsed, spent like 12 hours in rehab and then they have her on stage again. We're like two weeks away from seeing her in sunglasses with the Jonas Brothers propping her up.





Has anyone tested R. Patz for anemia? He needs a neck to suck stat.

I'm scared of Kirstie Allie. Also I have no idea how to spell her name and I'm way too lazy to look it up, but I'm 99% sure she's thinking about eating someone's face in this picture.


I'm not gonna lie, for a second I thought Drew Barrymore was dating Prince Charles and I thought to myself. "Holy crap. That is so random. But kind of awesome she'll be Kate Middleton's stepmom," because let's be honest, Drew would be a killer stepmom. There's a Disney movie in here somewhere. They've probably already attached poor Selena Gomez.



















No snark here. Just pure happiness. I love Pacey. I'm so happy that he's happy. Also...HOT.









Happy Friday everyone!

16 comments:

Lee Nichols said...

Hilarious. If you had your own celebrity blog, I'd read it every day.

Matthew MacNish said...

Don't you dare say anything mean about Drew. She's been my girlfriend ever since ET.

Matthew MacNish said...

Oh, good. You didn't.

Candyland said...

Mmm. Pacey...

Also, Kirstie Allie (sp?) eats everyone's faces.

Stina Lindenblatt said...

Kirstie is scary. Funny but scary. And is it weird that I really wish I had Selena's hair? (but not her life).

Katie Anderson said...

The Drew comment is THE BEST. I thought it was Prince Charles too! ha!

Creepy Query Girl said...

pour serena!! I'm sure all she did in rehab was sleep. who IS that with Drew? I thought it looked like william actually. Maybe he's having an affair (already)

Jonathon Arntson said...

Not gonna lie: the Drew reference went waaaay over my head.

Steph said...

My first thought when I looked at the pic of Drew was, "No way Prince Charles said something that funny to make her laugh so hard!"

Pacey is the best example of what happens when baby fat goes away. He was cute back in the Creek days but he is gorgeous now! The only way I'd be happier for his happiness is if we could photo shop that blondes face out and put mine there. ;)

Poor Selena, she's precious, even if she is choosing to date the Biebs...

Tere Kirkland said...

Love that dress on Diane!

Thanks for the pics, and have a fun weekend!

Bethany Elizabeth said...

I'm a bit behind on the celebrity world, but I understood most of this. Yay!

Krispy said...

I feel like it's been a while since you did a celeb-related thing, so yay!

I like Drew's dress. Very cute.

Elise said...

So I knew that I loved reading your blog and your novel...but now I KNOW you are awesome! You showed the Pacey love!

Marsha Sigman said...

I LOVE Joshua Jackson! He is MINE I tell you. MINE.

And I sort of love Kirstie Alley, mainly because she looks like she wants to eat someone's face.

Stasia said...

I love Pacey, too. Just sayin'

Michele Shaw said...

Okay, is it weird that I didn't like Pacey when he was Pacey, but now that he's all grown up, I think he's full of hotness? Random thought, James VanDerBeek's huge noggin did, and still does, scare me.

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