Ok, so it's no secret that we're a little obsessed with all things Stat Counter, and there's nothing we love more than when someone stumbles upon our blog via a particularly random google search. Personal favorites include "bitch sister naked payback" and the ever popular "overalls cameltoe."
So, dear readers, it's your turn. The reader who manages to find our blog via the most outrageous and hilarious google search will win a $30 gift certificate to Barnes and Noble or really any store you choose. We're totally flexible and understand that your need for fabulous accessories may outweigh your need for a good book at this stage in the game.
Anyways, here's how to play:
1. Start googling. Enter in random terms and see what brings you to our blog.
2. Once you a hit upon suitably random and hilarious search term that actually brings up our blog in the search results click on the link to our blog. This will ensure that it comes up in Stat Counter so we can verify your entry.
3. Now, just leave your hilarious and random search term in the comments section for this post and you'll be officially entered.
The contest is open until midnight on Sunday June 22nd and the winner will be announced on Monday morning. Happy googling!
P.S.
We can't make any promises because this is totally subjective, but if you link to our little contest in your blog or on your twitter and also paste the link in the comments section you might just earn yourself some brownie points. Just sayin...
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OMGosh! I just figured out the LiLa thing. I am so thick... *hides forever*
I will definitely try the google thing.
Oh, dear. Enter randomly crazy search terms into google to find your blog? I may end up on some internet watch list ..... :o)
Oh, sure...I enter all sorts of random and crazy things
then, my hubby comes home and casually looks at my internet history
then he sees all the wierd butt sights I've been browsing
then he accuses me (of what, i don't know...but of something terrible)
then we get in a huge argument
then he files for divorce
see how my crazy mind works????????
First thing I could think of and not super original, since I google it all the time:
child leashes slut monkey
Sure Tess, but at least you'll have a $30 gift certificate to show for it.
Sarah - Does that actually work!? If so, it's sort of appallingly awesome.
Yes it does, the blog came up on the first page of search results. Congratulations. I hope I don't get fired.
Ok, that was just funny.
*laughing*
Haha
"Sleeping with Zack Efron is a feast of awesome" brought me right to your page!
LMAO!
Kat! That's awesome! I don't even remember writing about Zack Effron, let alone sleeping with him.
"Jackasses drooling over buzzed monkeys". Your second on the list. Hells yeah!
That was "you are" not "your". Who's a writer?
Kimberly - Dying. This is the most entertaining contest ever. Well, entertaining for us anyways. I'm totally regretting that post on monkey island now...
Okay, I clicked through after searching "pathetic drooling frog bitch" -- heehee. My husband wanted to know what the hell I was looking for with those search terms. This is fun! I'm off to try some more :)
Desperately flirting idea whores
Um, who's LiLa?
Hooray for "frosty passed out guys napping in pajamas" -- ok, I really must stop now :)
Sherrie - You rock! Those are hilarious. And LiLa is the name given to us by Little Ms. J and her sister, Purple Clover. A combo of Lisa and Laura, get it? We never would have thought of it on our own - they're much smarter than us!
That IS clever! I never would have thought of it either!
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