Laura: Ok, I'm donezo
Lisa: Yeah, I'm almost done. [Crap. I'm not even close. Done!?! That amateur. Her paragraph must totally suck. How embarrassing for her.]
Lisa: Mine is going to be way longer than a paragraph...
Lisa: Is that ok? [This is not really a question. Bow to my will little sister!]
Laura: Mine is 151 words [Annoying. Lisa is always breaking the rules. Who does she think she is anyways? Oh that's right she's the oldest sister. Rules totally don't apply to Queen Lisa. Gag.]
Lisa: Um...mine is 384 words. [Bigger is ALWAYS better] Whoops. [Ha ha, victory is MINE!]
Laura: Wowsers--it's kind of funny because you're so chatty. [You are the single reason our manuscript had 7,000 completely extraneous words, you wordy cow.] Chatty Kathy.
Lisa: Haha. [Seriously? "Chatty Kathy?" No one under the age of 87 says that. She better not try sticking that in our WIP.]
Laura: In my defense, it was SUPPOSED to be a paragraph. [Remember? Rules? Am I ringing any bells here?]
Lisa: I had a vision dammit. [I'm an artist. Artists can't be bothered with rules. Duh.]
Laura: Whatever, let's just post them and have the readers guess. [They'll recognize genius when they see it.]
Lisa: Good call. [You are going down, bitch.]
So, yeah. Laura wrote #1 and Lisa wrote #2 and somehow we write entire books together.
And go ahead and come clean in the comments if you liked Lisa's better. Laura will totally understand.