2. I'm so stuffed up that I couldn't really even taste it. So then I ate some leftover cake.
3. I think I'm the only person in the history of the world to get sick in July during the middle of an epic heat wave.
4. I was thisclose to sending someone at work a message that "I'd stay on top of [Insert Male Coworker Here]." And then as I was typing the words I realized that it sounded kind of dirty.
5. I have very little patience for people who bring nothing to the table.
6. I have ZERO patience for people who act cliquey and aren't supportive of friends and/or fellow authors.
7. I think the Sudafed is making me reveal truths that will inevitably be edited by Laura in the wee hours of the morning before most of you are reading this.
8. I'm deeply grateful that since my own personal filter is a little on the thin side Laura filters most of my public musings.
9. Jack is the BEST liar and I'm pretty sure he gets it from me. Karma is a bitch.
10. I'm even more jealous than usual of the Third Roecker Sister's life. Check out her gorgeous pictures and turn green with me.
It's Tuesday, you know the drill. Confess your deepest, darkest truth in the comments. We won't judge. Pinky swear.