Well, it was a tight race between "Child leashes slut monkey" and "Desperately flirting idea whores," but in the end "Child leashes slut monkey" won in the voting booth.
Congratulations, Sarah! Send us an e-mail and let us know what your gift certificate of choice will be. Barnes and Noble? J.Crew? Nordstrom? Your choice clever girl.
Ooh, and we should mention that Sarah was literally our very first follower. If you've ever read any of our early blog posts you'd know she deserves way more than a $30 gift certificate for reading our blog on a daily basis.