Are you sitting down?
We need to talk, StatCounter.
It's over. For real this time.
I know you've heard it all before, but I'm finally at a point in my life where I just don't have time to obsess over how many times random high school frienemies are looking at our blog on a day-to-day basis. [Note to random high school frienemies: GET A LIFE.]
It's time for us to start seeing other people.
The truth is, I've already got a new boyfriend, Command + R. He refreshes my e-mail with just the click of the button. Well, two buttons if you want to get all technical on me.
I'm sorry, what's that? You think I'm getting a little loose with my interweb dalliances?
Well, you should also know that I have a rather torrid affair going on with my Blackberry. He's got this little red light that blinks when I have a new e-mail and a Twitter app that's absolutely divine. He makes me feel things I've never thought were possible...
Oh, er, sorry, got a little distracted there for a minute.
Anyways, I just can't be tied down like this anymore, StatCounter. I hope we can still be friends.
If you're interested I'll totally hook you up with my friend Sarah. Something tells me you two would totally hit it off...