Lisa: The one critiquing the first 20,000 words of LIAR SOCIETY 2?
Laura: Uh, yeah. That one.
Lisa: I saw it. fskjkeospakd. Oops, sorry, my tears are blurring my vision and jamming the keys on my keyboard.
Laura: I told you the Diet Coke thing was a terrible idea. It was just like that time we tried to kill off a character by giving her a mysterious heart condition that required those miracle pills that made it all better and then she lost the pills when she was running and totally kicked the bucket.
Lisa: Yeah, that was awful.
Laura: The Diet Coke was worse.
Lisa: No way. NOTHING is worse than the heart pills.
Laura: Well, you know what we have to do, right?
Lisa: Embrace the suck?
Laura: NO! We can't go on this way....
Lisa: Yeah, yeah. I know. We have to start over don't we?
Laura: Yup. Blank document baby.
Laura: Tears jamming your keyboard again?
Lisa: No, I'm scared if I actually type what I want to say we'll get kicked off Skype for profanity.
Laura: Back to the drawing board, Idea Whore.
Lisa: Yeah, yeah. This sucks.
Laura: No, our WIP sucks. That's the whole problem.
*Lisa is no longer available on Skype because she hates you*