1. She's arranged to have Justin Bobby personally create a Happy Birthday Vlog for me. She needed to use the Rippr software for editing purposes because she didn't want K. Cav's sandpaper like voice to ruin the audio.
2. She bought a star and named it after me. The Rippr program is actually a satellite that took a picture of the star and e-mailed it to her. Come on, admit it, you've always wanted someone to buy you a star, right? No? Just me? Crap.
3. She's created a PowerPoint presentation using only the most humiliating childhood photos of yours truly for your viewing pleasure. And Rippr is what she thinks I'll do to her skinny ass after I've seen it.
Ok, now it's your turn. Share your best theories of what's going down tomorrow in the comments. If anyone gets it right I'll send you a package of Twizzlers.