Thursday, October 15, 2009

Time to play the guessing game...

So, tomorrow is the big day for Laura's crazy-ass-surprise-blog extravaganza. I still have no idea what the hell she's up to, but I have a few theories.

1. She's arranged to have Justin Bobby personally create a Happy Birthday Vlog for me. She needed to use the Rippr software for editing purposes because she didn't want K. Cav's sandpaper like voice to ruin the audio.

2. She bought a star and named it after me. The Rippr program is actually a satellite that took a picture of the star and e-mailed it to her. Come on, admit it, you've always wanted someone to buy you a star, right? No? Just me? Crap.

3. She's created a PowerPoint presentation using only the most humiliating childhood photos of yours truly for your viewing pleasure. And Rippr is what she thinks I'll do to her skinny ass after I've seen it.

Ok, now it's your turn. Share your best theories of what's going down tomorrow in the comments. If anyone gets it right I'll send you a package of Twizzlers.

20 comments:

storyqueen said...

I have no idea, but I'm waking up extra early to find out!!

I just adore your blog, girls. I look forward to i when I wake up each morning!

Shelley

MeganRebekah said...

I'm very, very curious to see what's in store tomorrow!

Natalie said...

I think theory #3 is the most likely :)

Anissa said...

Maybe Justin Bobby is coming over to personaly cut your hair...using his new invention, the Rippr.

Natalie said...

I stopped watching The Hills last season. Spencer and Heidi are too much for me. Not even weirdly funny anymore as much as just annoying. But hearing you talk about it makes me want to watch it again. I always watched it with a friend and we cheered when Justin Bobby came on the screen.

Mariah Irvin said...

Maybe the "D-Bag O-Meter" finally got a patent!

Katie Anderson said...

I am seriously sitting in my coffee shop where my wireless doesn't work (which is a blessing) but I am now reading your blog from my phone and giggling with anticipation of The Big Roecker Rip!!!

Bring it! Oh, and make sure they post early ;)

lisa and laura said...

Shelley - Your comment just made my day!

Megan - I know! It's driving me crazy and Laura won't give me any clues.

Natalie - If it's #3 everyone is going to be reading about our writer divorce on Saturday.

Anissa - That would be AWESOME. Let's just hope he doesn't force me to wear overalls or something.

Natalie - The good news (bad news for those of us who actually watch this show every week) is that almost nothing has happened between now and two years ago. You can totally pick up right where you left off.

Mariah - I like the way you think! A patent for the d-bag-o-meter would be a dream come true!

lisa and laura said...

Katie - Supposedly they're posting early and they want me to be on the phone when I see it. This is going to be interesting.

K. M. Walton said...

I think having a star named after you would be cool. Totally cool.

Tere Kirkland said...

I couldn't even begin to guess, but I'm hooked!

Sarah Wylie said...

Hmmm. My guess is #3.

Although, how cool would it be if she got Justin Bobby to sing Happy Birthday to you? That would be epic. EPIC.

I will be here first thing tomorrow morning. I can't wait!

Christina Lee said...

Damn-I've got no guesses but I will so be tuning in!!!!

Kelly H-Y said...

Can't wait to find out!

Hardygirl said...

You've been picked to star in an episode of Glee as the Cheerio who will replace Whatshername when she goes off to have her baby. You will be completely evil and sabatoge the Glee club when they compete at Regionals by feeding them Ex-Lax tainted brownies.

And, you try to seduce Mr. Sheuster (to no avail, sorry).

That has to be it.

sf

Elana Johnson said...

I can't wait. I know it's going to be awesome. I can't even begin to think of what it might be.

lisa and laura said...

Oh geez...the pressure is on! Justin Bobby still hasn't gotten back to me, but my fingers are crossed. Hopefully my little surprise meets expectations or at least makes you guys laugh. Now I'm all nervous!

~Laura

Shelli (srjohannes) said...

so scary!

Little Ms J said...

So, I was going to tell you that Laura struck a deal with XYZ Pharmaceutical to sponsor your blog and promote their anti-paranoia meds in your name, but I'm having a hard time spelling the words without toggling back and forth. There are Benzo-somethings, anti-psychotics, lithiums and such. I don't know... I felt like I was watching old men in green gowns with butts poking out in a psych ward as I Googled.

Then I felt like a jerk.

Then I realized how much time I was spending on my comment.

Maybe I should research the pharmaceutical companies that cover OCD and see if they want a piece of my blog.

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