Friday, September 30, 2011

Celebstalking by LiLa

My baby is officially 1. If you need me I'll be buried in a pile of onesies weeping.

To celebrate the occasion, Ben has decided to start climbing the stairs. Being the stellar Mom that I am, I decided to snap a quick photo of his inaugural climb and he literally somersaulted down the stairs as I was snapping the pic. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a suspected concussion. 

Good thing the celeb Moms were out in full force this week and they manage to make me look competent. Well, almost competent.



Is it just me or does Selma Blair look like she's about to eat her child in this picture? I mean, I know post baby diets are a bitch, but this is just ridiculous.


Yes, Gwen is hot and super stylish, but these are the words that ran through my mind when I saw this picture:

RINGMASTER! TINY CIRCUS! LEG WARMERS!


 Why didn't anyone tell me that K. Fed is knocked up?


Every time I see Jennifer Hudson looking all skinny and fabulous I can't help but feel a little sorry for her. Being the celeb spokesperson for Weight Watchers might be the worst job EVER. So. Much. Pressure.


Dear Selena, Sometimes I'll catch a quick glimpse of my husband when he leaves the house for work at 5 AM and I'll notice that his tie clashes with his shirt or that he's wearing pleated pants that are just so wrong on so many levels. But you know what, it's 5 AM, we live in Cleveland, and the paps aren't exactly surrounding his Jeep Cherokee as he rolls out of our driveway, so usually I just roll over and go right back to sleep.

But you're the envy of 10-year-old girls across the globe. You caught the Bieber fever. Literally. With great privilege comes great responsibility. So next time the Biebs shows up looking like an extra from Castaway in a pair of cut off jean capris do everyone a favor and get him into a pair of decent pants. Tweens everywhere are counting on you.

Look, I have no idea what Britney's mental state is like these days, but based off this week's pictures alone, I'm calling it: Britney, you won the divorce. Congratulations.



Best. Movie. Poster. EVER. Genius.

Happy Friday everyone!

13 comments:

Matthew MacNish said...

Is that Gwen STEFANI?

I know you weren't about to say something mean about my girlfriend.

Creepy Query Girl said...

Is that a Gosling / Clooney mashup? Awesome.

storyqueen said...

The baby in the Selma Blair photo looks like it KNOWS someone wants to eat him! He's thinking, "Get me otta here!"

Shelley

Taryn said...

*squints* I think Selena switched clothes with him. That is WEIRD.

Jonathon Arntson said...

Weight Watchers is one thing, imagine being the celebrity spokesperson for Viagra.

Mary Aalgaard, Play off the Page said...

Great photos and commentary. Hey, get out of the onesies, my baby is a senior, the next one is in 8th grade and my "little" guys are in 6th grade. Wait a min. Give me a onesie to wipe my tears.

Tere Kirkland said...

LOL, Selma looks fierce in that pic! Seriously, like she's going to start hissing and clawing any second.

Also, did she wear a dress with bling around the waist on purpose? Doesn't look very comfortable for carrying her poor little bald lumberjack baby.

Have a great weekend, ladies!

Kelly Polark said...

Selma looks positively pissed!
And I love Gwen's style. That's not my fave outfit of hers, but she will be in something cool tomorrow.

K-Fed sure is a consistent babymaker!
And what movie isn't Ryan Gosling in??! (cool poster, yes.)

Marsha Sigman said...

I love Selma Blair and come on...haven't we all wanted to eat our babies at some point?

Also, I agree Best Movie Poster EVER.

Happy B-Day, Ben!!!

Krispy said...

OMG, is THAT what KFed looks like now? Yikes.

I love the poster design for Ides of March. Totally want to see it!

Christa said...

I love you girls. Have I said that enough?
Also, do you think Bieber cut off his own pants or his stylist did it for him?

Little Ms J said...

I love these.

Dude, Gwen could wear saran wrap and a cleaver and I'd think she was stunning and clever and such.

Regarding Selma Blair - I'm gonna give her a little space to have crazy face. Sleep deprivation is a bitch and you know she's craving some Ambien with all that liner on her face.

And Justin Bieber? God. He looks like he's 12. Gross.

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