Friday, September 2, 2011

Your Weekly Dose of Random Celebrity Commentary

It's Friday y'all (I don't actually say y'all in real life, but I often wish I was the type of person who could say y'all and not sound like a total tool. Alas, I am not that person.) and you know what that means...It's time for your weekly run down of celeb happenings according to LiLa.

Oh Jess, Jess, Jess, I can't even really see this dress, but I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that it's deeply unflattering and all wrong for your gorgeous figure. Your look brings back fond memories of t-shirts I made at an overnight girl scout camp in 6th grade and that experience ended with me crying in the nurse's office because I couldn't bring myself to poop in a latrine. So, yeah, let's just say I'm pretty confident that this won't end well.

As you know, I'm slightly obsessed with Glee and more than slightly obsessed with Puck. But this picture has me a little concerned about the upcoming season. Let's be real here. Puck looks 35. Putting him in a letter jacket is not going to change that.

This photo confirms a deep-seated suspicion I've always had that Marilyn Manson is really, really cool. Based on John Hamm's SNL appearance it's pretty clear that he's hilarious and doesn't take himself seriously at all and the fact that he's hamming (pun TOTALLY intended) it up with M squared leads me to believe that he's in the same camp. Honestly, I've never really given up hope that Marilyn is actually Paul from The Wonder Years who made a career out of punking the music industry. Thank you, US Weekly for keeping my dream alive.

Taylor Swift looks like a lost fairy roaming the earth in just about every picture taken of her. The girl just glows.

Three cheers for the Tis! More often than not she ends up looking like an aging tranny on the red carpet and this understated, natural look suits her. Give your stylist a bonus! And please for the love of God, pass her contact info along to J. Simp.

I need only look at this picture for the briefest of seconds to have my hate tank for Katherine Heigl completely refueled.

George Clooney. On a boat. I saw this picture and then went back and watched all the Old Spice ads on YouTube.

Have a wonderful long weekend everyone! We'll be back next week with....words. And pictures. And lots of random ramblings.



Matthew MacNish said...

Puck really does look leathery in that photo. I think it's a bad shot.

salarsenッ said...

'K, love your comment about Taylor Swift. Haha....couldn't agree with you more. ;D

Kelly Lyman said...

Ha- totally agree with the Jessica Simpson, Puck does look 35 and I'm with you on Taylor Swift. Too funny.

Shannon O'Donnell said...

You are SO RIGHT about Taylor Swift! :-)

Marsha Sigman said...

I look a lot like Katherine Heigl...

OK, I don't.

But George Clooney is my boyfriend.

Elana Johnson said...

Oh my heck, Puck does look SO OLD. Wow, I wasn't expecting that. And hey, my kids love tie-dye, and 80s are all the rage now... My daughter wears leggings and vests and stuff. And that's the STYLE. #yikes

Christa said...

Totally obsessed with Puck...and sort of excited he looks 35, because it makes me think some day I might throw over Julio for him and I wouldn't be a total cougar...although, yes, we are skirting the line of Luke Perry in 90210 here.

And I too am convinced that Marilyn is Paul from the Wonder Years. I love you girls so much.

Lori said...

Is Jess preggers? Maybe that's the excuse for the tent, I mean t-shirt dress....

Simon C. Larter said...

Uh...what's wrong with 35?

(Not that it matters to me or anything. I mean, being 23 and all. Um. Yeah.)

(Also, hai. It's been a while. I've missed you gals. How're things?)