Monday, March 28, 2011

You ARE the Weakest Link

Laura: Did you read my chapter yet?

Lisa: No, I'm still editing the old stuff.

Laura: Great. You're probably going to hate it.

Lisa: Probably. I'm really hungry and hunger makes me angry.

Laura: Just eat something.

Lisa: No. I'm going to lose the last of this baby weight before May.

Laura: Will you please eat something before you read my chapter? I don't want to be the weak link.

Lisa: Whatever. I'm the weak link. You had to completely rewrite my lame first chapter. Remember?

Laura: True.

Lisa: sjhskgjiuofnsfkjosighfski

Laura: Huh?

Lisa: sksjvkm akjfgviogjioindgjdfkv dkvsdvmoi

Laura: What's going on over there?

Lisa: Oops, sorry. Just passed out due to hunger.

Laura: Awesome. So glad you own the WIP document right now. That's just great.

Lisa: Don't mess with me. I'll eat your face. Seriously.

Laura: Dare I even ask if you've thought of anything for the blog tomorrow?

Lisa: I'm too hungry to think.

Laura: I'm just posting this convo, ok?

Lisa: kgdjgdojcnoifnjgvbjjvaiofijmkvd jsijga v9i4r90wi m

Laura: I'll take that as a yes.

16 comments:

Laura Pauling said...

smile. We all have our weak links! We just have these conversations with ourself and end up looking crazy. :)

Kristine Asselin said...

This totally made me laugh. I love that both have someone to share the journey with! And we're all the weakest link at some point!

Kelly Lyman said...

Thanks for the laugh on a monday morning! Question: Do you alternate each chapter? How do you keep the voice consisten? (by brother and I are going to try and write something together, totally just for kicks though)- And Lisa, I hear your pain girl. I want to lose the last of my baby weight too...the last couple pounds are always the hardest!!

B.E. Sanderson said...

Hey, at least you have each other and can share the weak link duties. ;o)

Creepy Query Girl said...

lol. 'I'll eat your face'. I try not to write on an empty stomache. OR query after drinking wine...

Tracey Neithercott said...

Ha ha ha ha!

Favorite line: Don't mess with me. I'll eat your face.

You guys are hilarious.

erica m. chapman said...

LOL! Aw, eat something Lisa!!! I hope things are better than they were when we tweeted ;o) You guys always crack me up, thank you, I needed that on a Monday <3

CHRISTIE said...

Ha ha! Your posts never fail to make me giggle :)

Matthew MacNish said...

Too funny!

Danyelle L. said...

Ha! Thanks for making me laugh this morning. :D

Nicole Zoltack said...

LOL I love the crazy convo posts. Always good for a laugh.

Anna Moore said...

I absolutely love this, sounds just like a conversation me and my sister would have. Sisters, yay! Haha

Marsha Sigman said...

LOL...I'll eat your face.

It's scary how many times I have actually said that same phrase.

Bethany Elizabeth said...

Oh, you two! I'm so sorry you're both stressing about this - you are fantastic, talented writers who work awesomely together. Don't worry, there is no weakest link, you two work off each other perfectly. :)

Sara {Rhapsody and Chaos} said...

LOL. Your convo posts are my fave :)

Jemi Fraser said...

I'm with Sara - love these.

And even though the hostess TERRIFIED me, I loved that show!

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