Friday, June 11, 2010

Giddy. Up. The Lone Roecker takes over the blog.


Watch your back older sister. If the above screen shot isn't clear enough, that's a picture of my white steed guarding the Idea Whore file. Do not be mistaken. LR does not stand for Lila Roecker any longer, but the Lone Roecker.

If you want control of the file once again, you must agree to the following terms:
  • Meet me at Nelson Ledges tomorrow with a briefcase (or envelope, whichever is easier) full of our ENTIRE advance from LIAR SOCIETY by LAURA and Lisa Roecker.
  • 5 unopened bags of regular Twizzlers and Twizzler Nibs.
If you fail to submit to my demands, I will delete the Elle1813 Gmail account and the blog will be history. MUWAHAHAHAHA.

29 comments:

Matthew Rush said...

Okay. You two are strange. Wonderful, but strange.

Matthew Rush said...

Oh I also forgot to mention:

Today's guest blogger is Hilary Wagner!

Lola Sharp said...

I'm with Matt...wonderfully weird.

And that's one pitiful looking steed. ;)

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

Love,
Lola

Amy said...

Oddness. Perfect Friday oddness. I love it. But what if she only brings the twizzlers? Is that enough?

That steed looks a wee bit unsteady, Miss Lone. I think he has mange. Be careful. :)

Vicki Rocho said...

I have a feeling your noble steed might get shot....take the Twizzlers and run

Summer said...

The steed is a bit swayback...but fearsome nonetheless.

Kerri C at CK Farm said...

Don't mess with the steed. You better cave in to those demands lol.

Kim Harrington said...

OH SNAP!

She's gone rogue!

Candyland said...

I desperately want a Roecker of my very own to play these games with *cries*

Courtney Barr - The Southern Princess said...

I'm scared...


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Jonathon Arntson said...

You make me miss my sisters. Off to make calls.

paulgreci said...

Some tough demands...especially the twizzlers

Carolyn V. said...

Oh man. I need a sister who likes the same things I do. Dang it!

Krispy said...

Hmm, I wonder what the outcome of this confrontation will be... I hope you have a Plan B in case, Lone Roecker!

Shelli (srjohannes) said...

so who is the horse's ass? ha! :)

Christina Lee said...

OH, SNAP. Laura (from Twin Peaks-haha) is slowly finding her assertive voice, other sister! ;-)

Elana Johnson said...

Oooh, I can't wait to see where this is going... And how do I make my email look like that? Mine is soooo lame.

Larissa said...

Wow.

*pops popcorn*

*gets comfy*

Ink, Pulp said...

Wether this is an inside joke or not, it is absolutely hilarious.

Lindsay (a.k.a Isabella) said...

Haha. :)

Shannon Whitney Messenger said...

LOL. Yay for younger sisters sticking it to the older ones! (can you guess I'm the younger sister?) :)

Kimberly Franklin said...

Uh-oh. LOL! :)

Myrna Foster said...

That "steed" reminds me of Donkey from SHREK.

Stina Lindenblatt said...

You girls crack me up everytime. :D

Have a great weekend!

Marsha Sigman said...

I knew it. I knew Laura would snap one day. It's always the nice ones.

Just give in and don't make eye contact.

Natalie said...

It's about time it was "Laura and Lisa". You've got to switch up the name order every once and a while. :)

Carolina Valdez Miller said...

Yep. I'm pretty sure you've lost your minds. And OMeffingG how I love it.

Giddy-up.

Rhonda said...

So...insanity. It runs in your family no? :)

Dawn Simon said...

I was able to spend time with my older brothers this week. Sibs rock.

I prefer Red Vines to Twizzlers, but since I'm not the one making the threats, I guess Twizzlers will do. Just don't give any to the white steed. ;)

Have a great week, you two!