Lisa: Sounds good. I'll look through them tonight. Have you watched the new Real Housewives of Orange County yet? It's epic. The new housewife is batshit crazy.
Laura: No. I haven't had the time.
Lisa: Oh, well, have you seen Sarah's latest blog post? She's freaking hilarious. Hope she's not mad at me for dissing Johnny Depp, but I am so Team Gosling.
Laura: Um, no. We've been editing 24/7.
Lisa: Yeah, it has been a lot of work. Wait till you see the blog I have for tomorrow. I'm going to talk about whether or not the F-bomb should be present in picture books. It's going to be uber controversial.
Laura: Do you sleep?
Laura: You know, you're really good at doing useless things.
Laura: I mean, all the blogging, the trashy TV. Just imagine if you spent all those hours volunteering or hanging out with the kids. You'd probably be a saint and like the best mother ever.
Lisa: Whatever. I've gotta go. The City is starting.
Our inaugural Vlog will be up tomorrow. Get excited people. There's only one thing better than LiLa transcribed and that's LiLa live. And by better I mean totally humiliating for the two of us. You won't want to miss it.