Don't worry dear readers, while my Gossip Girl viewing may have been delayed this week due to election mayhem, I didn't forget my weekly inspiration from Mr. Bass.
This week, Chuck was being propositioned by a 13-year old girl. When the little Lolita suggested Chuck take a ride on her, our favorite piece of Manhattan man-meat responds:
"Looks like you just hooked yourself a bass."
Let's face it, the man never disappoints.