Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Sick and wrong...

Ok, I'll admit it, I'm totally procrastinating. I have loads of work to be doing and a book to finish, but somehow I find myself obsessing over Nicole Kidman. I mean, seriously? SERIOUSLY? There are so many questions racing through my mind as I look at this picture I don't even know where to begin.

She had a baby 2 MONTHS ago. 2 months after I had my kids, I looked like an overweight midget that was approximately 5 months pregnant. Anyone who knows me, knows that I'm sort of obsessed with crazy Hollywood conspiracies, so you know what's coming here....was she even pregnant in the first place? Or was this some elaborate fake pregnancy thing that's part of an even more elaborate plan to get back at Tom Cruise? OR better yet, maybe she actually did have the baby and there is a Hollywood OBGYN who is some sort of evil genius that has discovered a way for starlets to grow fetuses that exist solely on oxygen and diet coke?

My conclusion here is that she must have sold her soul to the devil to end up looking this good 2 months after pushing a small human out of her body, and I guess my only real question is: where do I sign?

1 comment:

Tara said...

Of course I'm on board for the elaborate fake pregnancy scheme (and love the idea that it is part of an even more elaborate plan to get back at Tom Cruise)! But seriously, having personally given birth just less than six months ago, that picture makes me queasy!

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